Thursday, April 9, 2009

Fast & Furious (2009)

New model. Spare part local.
Ripped Off Words of Wisdom

The thing I learned from Dom is that nothing really matters unless you have a code.
- What is your code, Brian?
I'm working on it.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Seven Pounds (2008)

The Philosophy Behind It
Anything with Will Smith in it, go watch.

Ripped Off Words of Wisdom
You went to MIT? Like, the MIT?
-Oh, and now you're wondering how I wound up as a lowly tax collector.
Absolutely.
-I sort of stumbled into this job.
That's a big stumble.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Transporter 3 (2008)

Ripped Off Words of Wisdom
One condition.
I drive my own car.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Babylon A.D (2008)

Ripped Off Words of Wisdom
Life's simple. Kill or be killed, don't get involved..... and always finish the job.
The survivor's code.
And it all sounds great until the day you find yourself confronted by a choice. A choice to make a difference, to help someone...... or to walk away and save yourself.
I learned something that day. You can't always walk away. Too bad it was the day I died.

It's good. Where did you learn to cook?
-Rule number one in the mercenary handbook.
You never had a woman take care of you?
-No, not in my line of work.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

The Philosophy
Pay attention and you can remember everything.

Changeling (2008)

The Ripped Off Words of Wisdom
Why would they do this?
To avoid admitting they made a mistake when they brought back the wrong boy.

Of course, anyone reading the newspaper with half a brain would see through it instantly.
Sadly, that would exclude about half the readership of the Times.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Heroes S03E11

Ripped Off Words of Wisdom
What is his problem?
-He doesn't want to grow up.
Everyone has to grow up! Dude!
-He says, "You guys didn't grow up." You read comic books and eat junk food.