Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Babylon A.D (2008)

Ripped Off Words of Wisdom
Life's simple. Kill or be killed, don't get involved..... and always finish the job.
The survivor's code.
And it all sounds great until the day you find yourself confronted by a choice. A choice to make a difference, to help someone...... or to walk away and save yourself.
I learned something that day. You can't always walk away. Too bad it was the day I died.

It's good. Where did you learn to cook?
-Rule number one in the mercenary handbook.
You never had a woman take care of you?
-No, not in my line of work.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

The Philosophy
Pay attention and you can remember everything.

Changeling (2008)

The Ripped Off Words of Wisdom
Why would they do this?
To avoid admitting they made a mistake when they brought back the wrong boy.

Of course, anyone reading the newspaper with half a brain would see through it instantly.
Sadly, that would exclude about half the readership of the Times.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Heroes S03E11

Ripped Off Words of Wisdom
What is his problem?
-He doesn't want to grow up.
Everyone has to grow up! Dude!
-He says, "You guys didn't grow up." You read comic books and eat junk food.

Vicky Christina Barcelona (2008)

Ripped Off Words of Wisdom
-Well, you are both so lovely and beautiful.
Well, thank you, but we do not fly off to make love with whoever invites us to charming little Spanish towns.
-Does she always analyze every inspiration?

I think that you're still hurting from the failure of your marriage to Maria Elena, and you're trying to lose yourself in empty sex.
-Empty sex? Do you have such a low opinion of yourself?

What offended you about the offer? Surely not that i find you both beautiful and desirable.
-Offended me? No.

Transsiberian (2008)

Ripped Off Words of Wisdom
So, how was Customs?
-Yeah, well, they were suspicious of our passports.
This is why, Roy. Look. They're new. Brand-new.
A new passport is easy to forge.
There are fewer stamps and visas to copy.
Let me show you mine.
This is the real McCoy.
Well used.
They're not accustomed to see new passports.

Let me tell you the secret to getting through Customs and across borders.
Don't stand out.

Best not to tangle with the police in China and Russia.
Especially in Russia.
I know a man who was detained in Bratsk for 28 days, because his name had been misspelled on the visa. They demanded 5,000 U.S.