Ripped Off Words of WisdomSo, how was Customs?
-Yeah, well, they were suspicious of our passports.
This is why, Roy. Look. They're new. Brand-new.
A new passport is easy to forge.
There are fewer stamps and visas to copy.
Let me show you mine.
This is the real McCoy.
Well used.
They're not accustomed to see new passports.
Let me tell you the secret to getting through Customs and across borders.
Don't stand out.
Best not to tangle with the police in China and Russia.
Especially in Russia.
I know a man who was detained in Bratsk for 28 days, because his name had been misspelled on the visa. They demanded 5,000 U.S.
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